Someone call the trailer park, their trash is missing

I was watching Judge Judy today, mostly because my son loves it, and partly because she can be pretty funny sometimes.

This woman is being sued by the father of her children for stupid stuff. When questioned about the relationship, he said that they had been in a relationship for almost 20 years. At that point she interrupted and said that they had not been in a relationship for over 15 years. Judy looked confused at that point and looked at her papers, and said you say you have not been in a relationship for over 15 years. The woman replied, yes your honor, I hate him.

Judy half rolls her eyes and says ok, you hate him and have not been in a relationship for over 15 years. Then can you explain to me how you have a 10 year old child together. This lady looks at her and say with a perfectly straight face. Your honor, I hate him...I have hated him for years but you see I wanted another child, and I wanted both my children should have the same father, so I called him for a booty call.

She was actually proud of this, this idiot felt that having two children with a man she hated was a good thing...

The worst part of it was the guy was suing her for money for gifts he had given her, he didn't want the gifts back just the cash, when he only pays 150 a month in child support for two kids and is several thousand dollars in arrears.

Someone call the trailer park, their trash is missing...

Naked men falling from the sky

A punchline to a joke you ask...the start of a funny story...No

This actually happened, a woman in Mississippi while getting ready for work heard a crash she walked out into her living room to find a naked man and a giant hole in her ceiling. Apparently the man, a neighbor, was hiding out from the police, when they came to arrest him for a parole violation. He climbed thru the attic access in his apartment and was making his way thru the attic when he fell thru his neighbors ceiling.

As I read this story, the one thing that got me wondering, why was the heck was he naked....What does it say about me that I feel the need to know the answer to this question.

Just a Mom

Well if anyone is reading this, you will see that I sign my posts "Just a Mom". This came from a conversation with some friends when we were talking about raising sons. We got into a debate about raising boys, and if it was better in the long run to tell them to "Man Up" when things happened, or let the express their emotions (or to quote my friend Mike, cry like a girl).  During this, I was told that I just don't understand what being a REAL man is all about, because I was just a Mom.

I would like to say that I just smiled at the obvious backward thinking small minded cretin, who made this remark and ignored him, but I would like to believe that any mother would have found this comment difficult to swallow...

I responded with the following (as best as I remember)

Your right, I am just a Mom who is raising her son to be the best person he can possible be. To know that a REAL man can show his emotions and cry when upset and not have his man card revoked. That a REAL man knows that showing emotions is a natural part of life and there is no shame involved. I have shown him through my actions that life can knock you down, and you can show your emotions about it and still "Man Up" and deal with the situation. If my doing that means that I am don't understand what you consider to be a real man, or how to raise a my son to be a decent and caring man because as you state I am "Just a Mom" then fine by me, it is a title I will wear with pride.

Survivor Stupidity

I was watching survivor tonite, yes I admit it...I am addicted to reality tv. Well okay not all of it, I mostly watch reality competitions, survivor, amazing race, top chef...I can't help it, but I supposed if you have to be addicted to something there are worse things I could have chosen, like the bachelor or dancing with the stars.

Ok where was I...oh yes I was watching survivor tonight and two of the contestants were discussing religion. (Now I am not a religious person, but I do believe in a higher power, maybe I will talk about that at a later time).  While watching this, I must say I was slightly disturbed, not because they were talking about God or anything. What upset me was these idiots honestly thought that the winner of the competition was decided by God.

Now I know that if you believe in a higher power, you believe they watch over you and guide you through the trials and tribulations of life, but do you honestly think with all the issues in the world today God gives a tinkers damn who wins Survivor.

To me this is assine, I mean come on we all know that God was watching American Idol....

Where do we start

WOW, where to start in the wonderful world of blogging. Blogging is the 21st version of a diary. You can write what you want and be completely anonymous from the rest of the world. It is your change to say anything no matter how politically incorrect, or even ridiculous it may be. You can keep adding to it, or just stuff it under your mattress (so to speak) and totally forget about it until your mother gives it back to you in a box of childhood things you have been promising to remove from her house for years.

I wonder if in 20 years bloggers will look back at what they posted, just like the diaries of old and be amazed about the crazy things they posted, of if they will even care....